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 30.11.2015
I will soon create a special blog called "The Explosion of My Brain by the Logic of the Balians".
After each performance, our employees cover the lighting devices with cellophane (4 pieces of lamp), because the rainy season, and the equipment is unfortunate. Before leaving the field, I check if they covered everything. I see one lamp not covered. The further dialogue:
Why is the lamp not covered?
(Long looking in the direction of my thumbing finger) Well, because I've covered the first one (he touches the opposite side) twice...
Oceania, do you have to cover it?
– Well, I’ve covered it twice... – he expresses his unfailing surprise with my incomprehensiveness...
After the show you will cover 1 lamp 4 times and then you will not have to climb up to the other lamps 3 times.
- Okay - he joyfully answers me, apparently not understanding all the sarcasm...
Then I had to explain that he would not get rid of me so easily, and he would still have to climb to all 4 lamps and cover them all separately...
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