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 03.12.2015
- A small, fucking, cracked sociophobic, in general, flew from the coils. I swear to you, I’ll put him in a psychic. The fool camp.
He hardly gets out of his room. What did he do to you?
It does not work, ah. But periodically noises. For a while, he was sad without a girl. I ordered him a PVC doll in Chinese, thirty centimeters tall, such an animated beauty in a minimum of clothes. As he saw it, he barely turned from enthusiasm. Two weeks ago it was. I will go into his room today.
Is he angry at her?
Fuck it there. I go in and see – there is no beauty anywhere within the limits of visibility. Where is the business, I ask? I cleaned. Is it so? Guess what he answered me?
I give up immediately.
"We spend too much time with her, she tired me of her presence, I want to sit alone."
Listened to in the metro.
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