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 04.12.2015
A sleepy night with a newborn daughter. I convinced her to sleep only at 4 p.m. My husband in the morning:
How are you after such a night?
I learned a lot about myself, dear. For example, that I could with a tender and quiet voice persuade my beloved daughter to fall asleep, but honestly, my thoughts at that moment would be applauded by any sadistic killer standing.
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