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 05.12.2015
The logic of a normal motorcyclist is this: the flow due to the load stretches at a speed of 40 on a section with a permissible 80, so why plunge 40 with all, if 80 can be lavaged between the machines. The total blame of the motorcyclists is nonsense. Simply put, they are more likely to break apart from idiots in canned banks.
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If the purpose of life is to break, then everything is done right. I just met that recently on the third. The unpleasant place, the connection of roads in the form of the letter X, everything is actively rebuilt, I hear - flying. They are not visible, so they are accustomed to focusing on sound. I drive the car further to the right, exactly - stops because of the rear left neighbor, also bended to the steering wheel, so that exactly before time did not notice. At full speed, he enters the hole left by me and goes away. Within a minute I pass by – it rolls, fit into the back of Ferrari. You see, the idiot in the box didn’t have time to turn away, a shit like that.
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