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 09.12.2015
Cocacola Man: I don’t know how to formulate it, so it’s not strange. I was just bitten by a horse.
Where did you find the horse?
Cocacola Man: In the courtyard) I go out. And there, the horse.
Cocacola Man: Big Black
HHHHH: That is, you went out into the yard and there was a fucking horse standing there?
Cocacola Man: It is))))) Aunt lives across a couple of streets, there are private houses
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Cocacola Man: Yes. Brother came
HHHHHH: On the horse?
Cocacola Man: That is, not in the car. Not on a motorcycle. On the horse, the fucking.
Cocacola Man: I called my wife, I say look out the window
Look out the window and make sure that the 21st century is still behind the window.
Why did you go to the horse?
Cocacola Man: I asked my aunt to wait, I say we’ll eat your horse’s daughter with carrots.
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Cocacola Man: Well he liked it, and I gave him a lot.
Cocacola Man: Bite a little. It does not hurt, but to boast that the horse bitten me now can
Cocacola Man: She and daughter even choked
HHHHH: Did the grandmother not have a spear?
Cocacola Man: There was no
Cocacola Man: The laptop was
With a laptop on a horse.
Cocacola Man: I’m writing and I understand, it’s strange 😉
Was a horse on a winter podkov? Dressed for winter? by %)))
Cocacola Man: I didn’t understand. I do not understand horses.
Cocacola Man: But in the turn, the spikes did not shrink like
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