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 10.12.2015
My father came to visit from another city, I am so right for him I try to appear, and hostess, and at work I work, and study in parallel. Decided to take a winch this case to note, I go to the alcoholic supermarket, I stand at the box office, the seller takes the wine, I stretch for the passport to show that I already have 18 and here she is like the whole store: "Girl, you are what, what passport, you have us a constant buyer. I know you in the face as a mother.”
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