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 10.12.2015
There will be free Wi-Fi on some cemeteries in Moscow

No, you did not understand. This is also the preparation for the total application on the tombs of some of the all-known icons! The QR Codes. Bring to him the video camera of the gadget - and get acquainted with both the biography of the deceased and his genealogy tree. Immediately a pop-up menu from Google or the ubiquitous Yandex da Millra: "...And in... meters from here there is a grave of his relatives...(names)...Place the way to it?". Or: "Do you want to leave your epitaphia on the cemetery page in social networks?", "Do you want to order a worship at the temple of the confession of the deceased (pay online)?".

We are waiting for bloody clashes between the nearby clergy offices of ritual services. The exclusive right to apply QR codes on a cemetery. The words "QR-bomz" (who has no code on the grave) will appear. As well as the professions "necro-QR-manager", "QR-necro-merchandiser" and the business industry "necro-QR-franchise".

Nikita M. Don’t tell me anything. Otherwise, he will declare all surfaces of all the tombs of the country as pure media carriers. Each QR code automatically increases the price by 1%.
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