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 13.12.2015
The universe holds a competition of the type "Best graduate". They reached the standard competition with tasks, handed out to comrades competitors cards with descriptions of different situations, sent to think, invited back, asked...
One responds, the other, the room is missing. Now it is time for another competitor.
The Leader:
So your answer?
The man looks at the card with a thoughtful eye:
Well, first of all, here’s a mistake, here’s a need for a fifth...

Judging by the reaction of the hall, it was the best performance of all.
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