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 15.12.2015
A girl came to us in the spring. Growth 150, weight 128, 18 years. Severe pain when urinating, and sitting or lying so in general with tears. The urine analysis showed that the inflammation was really, terrible, but confused by the pain. She was sent to the neighboring door to the gynecologist. After 15 minutes, the doctor came to us with an ultrasound image, which clearly shows the object, 15 cm long and 1.2 cm wide. The patient could not explain. She was sent to the clinic. With the help of an endoscope, the surgeon made a colored pencil. After the drug, the girl was more conversational.



She explained that at her age of 18 she is still a virgin, she is oppressed. A guy with such parameters she cannot attract, so she decided to "make" herself. I read all the shit on the Internet, and my friends told me that at the first time it should be painful. Here, and let her tick the pencil into all the cracks, and found, so, where it was hurt, and pushed the pencil to the point.



On her card with a simple pencil was written in the corner "I wanted to adorn life".
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