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 17.12.2015
I work in the electricity sector. Our brigade went to a remote village to search for theft and check the records. We walked a couple of streets, on one of which we noticed two men. Apparently noticing us, they desperately tried to remove the "soples" - homemade hooks on sticks, which in the private sector are connected to low-voltage air lines of power transmission directly. In other words, electricity is drawn “bypassing the counter”. Hi – hello to you. They helped remove their “technological” miracle. We formed an act of theft, they did not argue, signed and we left. In an hour, I decided to look there again. The acquaintances once again sweated and hanged other "soples", apparently thinking that we left. “Men, what are you doing that again? “Shot it yourself,” I said. What do those with sincere surprise and unfounded sight say, “Nafiga? You have already punished us!“”
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