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 19.12.2015
1C report for the client. I wrote a new paragraph. The scheme of one of the important checks at the conclusion of the report changes. Business processes and users are not affected in any way, it is only necessary to accelerate the building of a report for the customer. There will be no cost to the client.
The client insisted "I didn’t understand anything, I don’t need to do it". Attempts to convince me led to nothing.
In the end, I say that the report will be without this verification at all. The client agrees.

"Pick up the manuka peel from the floor. No vacuum cleaners, they make noise and understand how they work. Brush your teeth, they understand. If you don’t want to, don’t collect."
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