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 22.12.2015
Once I got into a situation - I needed to transfer documents on the company to the pension. A car with a navigator in repair, a smartphone with the internet I don't have - well I don't like touch screens, I need a simple ringtone with big buttons with my thick fingers, and the internet on the road usually doesn't stop. I looked at where Pence was on the map and went on his way. was confused. Who asks where the retirement is? People of old age naturally. But they either sincerely did not know, or did not want to give the location of this secret location, and one in general sent to the other side. The time is 5 p.m., the retirement until 6 is working, I already want to scream "baby, I do not steal your retirement, I want to fill it a little!" And here I see a young person of twenty years. And the disposition is such - it is already dark (Peter, December) the courtyard, uninhabited. Strangely enough, the girl didn’t just suggest, she was following me because she was on the way. Along the way, we talked, it turned out that she is studying off-site and is looking for a job. I needed an office manager. The girl has worked with me for almost 3 years, now in a decree.
Olga, if you read this - health to you and baby, and we are waiting for you :)
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