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 23.12.2015
He followed me, I see, he went.
I took the elbow: "Listen, Lucia,
It will be very good,
I live in a separate luxury".
He has a thick mouth.
And eyes like two bowls,
I see the bushes.
Through the shirt door.
I am not Lucia, I say,
My name is Tamara.
I can’t tolerate that,
I am not a couple...

He was not embarrassed,
The clothes glow in the eye:
"I will pay for the night,
How much do you pay for"?
I played a handball.
for sports awards,
I was the center.
There was a throw, what was needed.
I am a sum
I moved out of my hand,
His cavalry
Between the boxes lighted!
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