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 23.12.2015
Sasha studied at the Naval University in Peter, and was born in Voronezh. He was brought to his hometown in the spring. The sunshine was already quite hot, but there was no order to switch to the summer clothes. Hated by all seafarers, the shaped "slinker", which instead of a shirt closed the chest and neck, became naturally unbearable, and Sasha removed it. He goes like a real sea wolf through Voronezh, and meet the patrol. “Where?” Without ceremony, the captain of the air defense, who at that time was the chief of the patrol, strangled him in the chest. “What?” Sasha was surprised. “Comrade, why are you not dressed according to the statute?” He made another attempt, the captain. “It is my fault, Comrade Captain! I do not understand!” He attacked Sasha. “Where is this here?” He helplessly ticked his finger. “Is it...?” “I honestly didn’t understand Sasha.” “You probably mean Knox?” I understood his face. “Yes Knecht! Where is he?” Solemnly and again horribly asked the captain. “It is my fault, Comrade Captain! I forgot to wear!” The seafarer. “The documents. We will write to your university," the captain was obviously pleased.



A month later, a report came to the Sashin Institute, in which the captain with a dry protocol language strictly reminded the St. Petersburg sailors of the inadmissibility of walking through Voronezh without a knight.



Not every sailor remembers the name of this wonderful detail of the toilet, and no one knew this name in Voronezh. Knecht is such a healthy iron piece for fixing the ends during the shipping of the ship. Sasha was not fooled at the institute. They read him this report with a stone expression of the face, but at the end did not stand, exploded it and sent it far away.
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