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 23.12.2015
I am 4. My first conscious New Year. She prepared as she did not prepare for her diploma years later. Poems, the choice of dress, even the chair from which she was going to broadcast was decorated with mandarin skins. And here, the moment H. came home "costless" and he was, like a fairy tale - a beard, a hood, a shirt, socks... and I thought that he didn't have removable valves, well. I told all the 2 verses, promised to behave well and received a gift)) Stoiko, having gone through the separation with the "red nose", went to disassemble the gifts in the room. After 10 minutes, a neighbor came to visit, they and their mom and uncle sat in the kitchen, drinking tea. And then I run out of the room, to show my mom that Santa has put in a bag and freeze on the kitchen threshold with my mouth open, standing on the feet of the neighbor. The Socks! These were Santa’s socks! The neighbor Ruslan = Santa! No one could convince me anymore. So I learned that when you cheat someone, don’t forget to think about the details.
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