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 24.12.2015
It was the case in Orléans in the central market, 7 years ago.
He parked his car, went on business, returned, sat in the car. Two people approached and said that I had scratched their car. I went 20 meters to see. I think, okay, I’ll go and see, yet white day and people around – they won’t kill.
I had a dog in the car. Cable really likes to sleep in the car on the passenger front carpet. The combination of its dark, almost black tiger color and a small tint make it invisible in the car.
Well, in general, I knocked the door and went with these "comrades", I didn’t even knock the signal. On the way, one companion disappeared somewhere, and the other says, "I will go to my store, I will take the keys of the car, and you wait for me here, I am two seconds."
I waited for a few minutes and went back to the car. I approach closer, I see the front passenger door closed not to the end (with one click). Close to dark red. He gave no importance, closed the door to the end and went home. Near the house, Kobe walked out and on the carpet I noticed similar spots and some small, incomprehensible piece. I looked, and this was a small piece of finger with a nail. I had to wash the carpet and go to the urn.
P.S I probably’t go anywhere now.
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