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 26.12.2015
The case was in the nineties. My mother – a school teacher – came to mind with the idea of how to congratulate the boys before the New Year. A good day was chosen, children on the bus were taken on a natural science tour to the nearest forest - bird feeders were hanged, traces were sought. Prior to the same forest, a team of three people was equipped - the driver and two teachers in the costumes of Santa Claus and Snowmen, who dressed a cute tree tree on a slate and hid balls with gifts under it. When the excursion "accidentally found" a decorated tree in the forest and the REAL Father Christmas came out to them from the REAL forest - there was no limit to children's enthusiasm!
Santa was my two-meter-old father, and his costume was very colourful.
And in one year, while waiting for the children, the father, being already at the full parade, went to the forest a little further away and hears: "Tyk... Tyk..." Looked out for the burial - and there a man with a hammer is broken up. Well, the father and approached him quietly, put his hand in the gloves on his shoulder and as a whispered bass:
“Why are you, man, stealing my straw?? to
Such crazy eyes the father had never seen... Well, behind a tail and one wheel, that man never returned, as much as the father did not scream after him.
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