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 26.12.2015
My husband is lunatic. One day we sleep and at night I wake up from the fact that he gently touches me, then for one half, then for the other, cuddling gently. I am happy in anticipation of sex, I turn my face to him and he gives, "Give this watermelon, it's ringing."
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