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 28.12.2015
AleStaN: Yesterday, the tribe issued :) The two-born sister and her husband went to the theater, brought small for a couple of hours to me, said he can not sit in another house (the guy is 9 years old already, in general). Well, I launched him on the third wizard's compass, so that he would be happy and let me calmly talk to a friend in the kitchen. After an hour and a half, the water comes to drink, my spoke to him, "Andrew, don't you want to eat?" The guy’s response made me drown with tea.
"It is unpleasant for a woman to eat me to sit down when Themeria is in danger".
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