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 29.12.2015
If you want to get rid of the corpse by pouring it into a concrete foundation plate, and you have absolutely no time to agree on the place of laying the corpse with the chief construction engineer, then in order to avoid prolongation during the operation of the building, the following recommendations will be useful for you:
- choose for laying less responsible flights - up to 4m;
Place the body in the middle of the slope along the support;
- reinforce the upper armor of the plate at the rate of 1 square cm of armor per 1 m of armor in the cross-direction above the body for each centimeter of height in the pelvic area of the body lying on the back;
If the deceased is heavily stuck with a fresh shell, and the thickness of the plate is less than 600mm, it is not recommended to use deep vibrators in the thickness of concrete above the grave - the shells can, mixed with the concrete mixture, rise to the surface and form characteristic spots. Do you need it?
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