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 30.12.2015
From Martha Ketter:

Through all of our networks, a single, feminist speaking, mosquito broke into the house and bit me. There was a myth that she bites only once and calms for eight hours. Experience tonight and Google showed that it is a lie, to feed a woman at once is impossible, will drink blood as long as there is a place in the abdomen, and it is heavily stretched. So Gandhi will not get out of me, I will have to pursue and kill. I also learned that a thousand mosquitoes can completely dry out a person. and more.
Mosquitoes have no childhood.
In four days, the girl grows from a larvae to an adult woman and lives a month, full of sadness. Half of her life she is a widow, because the male will die in two weeks. She can’t get away from the house more than a kilometer. And here I presented myself: a maid, lonely, young, swollen three times, with an unpleasantly worn face. The cross is wrapped on the cross in a worn cloth, looking, subtly and sorrowfully subduing. Do I still want to destroy her? Yes, no, I don’t know, I can’t think about it now, when the new year and everyone should be happy. I will shut my head with a blanket and try to wake up in a different, more perfect world where no one needs to be killed.
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