I was walking with the dogs, suddenly a phone call. I say, “Listen,” I respond with a man’s voice (very strictly) “Hello. Security Service of the Central Bank. Please note that your card accounts have been blocked.

I: What a horror! Godly...

He says: Let’s get the information. Your family name?

I: Eprykyan Antonina Valerianovna (I always say this in such situations)

He: Antonina Valerianovna, in which bank do you have an account?

I: That’s what you tell me, that’s what you call me.

And he said, “Anthony Valerian! 5 million cards were blocked. We know in which bank you have your account, we need you to confirm.

I: Okay, I will tell you. I have an account in the Swiss branch of Sochi General, but not a card, but a depository, I have our family diamonds stored there, which my White Guard praet...

He is Bip-Bip-Bip...

He dropped the phone, in a hurry. And now I am so worried, suddenly the diamonds are blocked...