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 04.01.2016
On January 1, the man went into the elevator. So he pretended he was stuck there. He presses the “Challenge Manager” button, and from there a tired woman’s voice:



What do you need?



A strange question for the manager, right? But that’s not all!)



The man says, “I’m stuck in the elevator. And here is a phrase that breaks the brain:



There are two elevators in this house, use the second one.



After that, the dispatcher did not respond, and the man had to call the Emergency Service.
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