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 07.01.2016
Give us a cat for the New Year's holidays while the hostess is on holiday with the family for a week. The cat is a young and frightened British man. He slipped out of bed at night and could not find him in the morning. The apartment was never a penthouse, two, one room was closed. Interrupt it all! I was already a sinful domestic affair, and myself at the same time, in lunatism suspected, said in the night the door was opened and released the beast. In full trance, confused, I go to the kitchen again, checking all the corners and corners. I see the oven opened (the meat was baked late in the evening and left open for the night)..Yes, the cat was lying in the oven and tossed his big eyes on me!) The next day, literally for a minute left unattended - disappeared again. For 10 minutes, 4 people were looking for a cat in the room and in the corridor (he had nowhere to go). This miracle went into the closet with his shoes and pushed out a pair of shoes before him, behind which he was not visible. In general, we have come to the conclusion that the cat-masker 99 level)
I gave him a secluded corner, now you don’t have to look for it.)
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