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 09.01.2016
When I was a high school student, we lived together: my mom, dad, and grandmother. The parents worked and came in the evening, so the payment for utilities was on the grandmother. The possibility of paying on the Internet if it existed, it was familiar to a very small number of people, so I had to stand a long line in the branch of Sberbank or the Russian Post at 75% consisting of the same grandmothers as mine. There were no rows on the bills, as now, then, there were no places to sit - very few, and it was hard to stand, so she sent me to pay. Probably, after the "hard" on those feelings of the school day, I least wanted to still stand in the bank for an hour or two, but to pay was necessary and had to scratch my teeth to do this, until I noticed one feature - my grandmother and her friends always watch Malakhov+ on TV on Sundays. When the next period of payment of utilities came, I asked my grandmother to wake me up as her exciting show began, came to pay - and a miracle! Only three people! The turn to me came exactly when by time the transmission should already end and here as a finger-click after me began to accumulate a large number of people - grandmothers, grandparents and not only. I took this tactic into my arms and it worked well.
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