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 09.01.2016
The blogger broke the tube.

XXX exploded the stall. What to do in such situations?
Yyy: The first thing you need to put the mustard in warm water. Then take a wide reinforced scotch and cut round holes with manicure scissors through every eight to ten centimeters. Okay, if there is a bottle of wine, but you can cut it from the tree yourself. Turn a waffle towel into the food film (prove that the towel is completely closed). You drill the holes in the bottom of the banks from under the olive oil and squeeze the poron inside and seal with mounting foam (can silicone). Copper wire (8.0) should be splashed with a hammer, but not too thin, otherwise it will break.

XXX: What is next?
YYY: It is not important. The main thing is to distract your thoughts from the broken stand.
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