The pharmacy, the line.
Grandma, pretty loud and clear: - I have a medicine for hemorrhoids. But not expensive.
Here are the candles. Two pieces a day, insert in the morning and at night.
Where to insert?
The pharmacist, somewhat embarrassed: In the hole where hemorrhoids.
Grandma: In what one?
Pharmacist: Do you have two of them?
Grandma: I have two! All normal people have two. Do you have one?
The pharmacist: I have one! Then, realizing that the grandmother is confusing, she clarifies: - What is it that hurt you, grandmother?
Grandma, angry, goes on to shout: I say to you, Gemma! Here (showing just above the nose) everything is stuck, I can’t breathe!
The curtain...