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 13.01.2016
I sat down in the night from Saturday to Sunday before the comp and went to bed at three o’clock at night. As I fell asleep, I heard the whisper of a cat living in the entrance. There was no desire to get up, but the cat was persistent and continued to scream so that it was perfectly heard even through the front door. I went to check what was the case. As soon as I entered the entrance, a sharp smell of gas struck my nose. It was then that I understood that a cat needs to put a monument. Then there was a search for the work accident phone, did not call. A call to the MCS, where I was quietly listened to and transferred the call to the gas drivers. There they recorded my data, instructed how to act while waiting for the brigade. The brigade arrived quickly, found and removed the leak, thanked for the attention and at dawn I fell asleep :)
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