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 14.01.2016
We had a religious course. The course was very interesting, and I liked the teacher very much, although many of the group did not like her.



And she warned us once that we should not consider giving her a bribe. Especially if you want to be an intermediary. He told me one story:



I taught at athletes. Hockeys they were anything... And I understand that they did not give up on my object. This is what a hockey player should do with the knowledge of how the Four Truths were revealed to Siddhartha. Or will he suddenly, during a match against the Tatars, decide to adopt Islam? That is why I put them in the “three” exam for Christ’s sake. There was one guy who could not answer anything. I told him to go to transfer. He looked at me and said, “We have been promised to put it.” And it turned out that their coach and another teacher promised them that those who would drop 2500, would get a "three" machine. They have fallen.



I was so offended! I don’t even know why: maybe because I didn’t get that money, or maybe because the guys were so deceived. I thought I would bet them for Christ, and they thought it was for money.



So, guys, whoever would not offer you a bribe for me, no matter how holy I swear, don’t even think! I will send you all to the transfer!
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