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 15.01.2016
I remembered history. I visited my girlfriend for the first time. Here I have to say that, as I thought, she was very afraid of bugs (it turned out to be not, but that’s not the point). In general, at one moment I noticed a huge bug on the wall behind her back. Then a man awoke in me. With the words "Zay, don't turn around" I take off my buttocks and with all my strength scratch the poor insect. The girl begins to sneeze, and I don’t understand what’s going on. In short, this bug her father dried n years ago and hung on the wall for beauty :) This is how I am a defender :)))
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