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 15.01.2016
I understand, of course, that I am the only girl in the company who plays in the technique, and of the boys we only have a general whom to stress not a comilfo...
- by the ears in the toner to get from the printer chewed paper, because someone put the whole package in the cartridge at once
Clean the caffeine filters.
Change the lamps.
Repairing a runner-up
- to open with a knife and plates the defective cover on the bottle with water
Fighting routers, routers and other Internet operations
- to conduct investigations, finding out which curve algorithm of action generated this error on the notebook, smartphone, MPU
- to work as an additional interface between a person and Google, because Google is biting and asking him right away is scary
- fly on the scream "Ola Guard nothing works!" when the problem is fixed by the usual restart
- to cool with a strange sound and quiet "oy", guessing that "just broke"...

But the apotheosis was delightful: “Ola, here is a cockroach, kill him!”

All good and calm, I am going to hunt the unfortunate cockroach.
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