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 20.01.2016
History of a gastroenterologist. Gastroscopy is when your gastrointestinal tract is shamelessly viewed from the inside. If they want to look at the stomach - then in the mouth they insert a tube with a thick pipe. Inside the fiber tube, on one tip of the bulb (this tip through your mouth is stuck inside) on the other - the lens in which the doctor looks and sees the state of your ulcer and how much time you have left to live. This is about the stomach. And if they want to look in the rectum or colon, then insert a iron tube with the same filling. But they are not inserted into the mouth, but from the back of the trunk. They also watch. 50 to 70 cm. The procedure is painful and humiliating. This is, so to speak, a preamble. Ambulance in the ambulance.
At the reception for this very yuposcopy, the one not in the mouth, came an imposing man of Caucasian nationality. It is already gray. 3 in costume. For the procedure, he was deprived of his pants and placed on his four legs on the laboratory table. The doctor began to squeeze the tube carefully and polently asked:
Do you not hurt?
in response:
and Daraa! In this situation, you can already!
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