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 20.01.2016
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In our organization, Sisadmin is an important one - he looks at everyone from above, walks on the pavilion, screams at users like a droph. He was on vacation and I wanted to replace him. He has a job, I will tell you, not to lie down. In two weeks changed the dead keyboard and the router once restarted. Well, in the server mouse capture from mice freed. That’s all his job! As a lawyer, I did it. Where did the admin have so many ponts?

In our organization, the lawyer is such an important one - he looks at everyone from above, walks on the pavilion, speaks to no one. She went on vacation, and I called to replace her. She’s at work, I’ll tell you, not lying down. In two weeks took from the reception room 4 letters and 10 times by telephone answered that, according to the provisions on the claim work, the period for consideration of the claim is 30 days. There were flowers in the office. That’s all her job! I, Sysadmin, and I did it! Where does the lawyer get so many points?
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