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 25.01.2016
We live in a new building in the south of Yekate, I can hear the press. Tonight I came from work, I hear from above: Zaya, I cooked borscht, let’s go eat. My half added loudly: ah, so cooked that the smell of burning beetles across the entrance. The answer from above delivered: Listen, smart, let the beans measure.

Life did not prepare me for that.
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