My grandfather burned up in the office today.
“I,” he said, “why did I not come to the meeting today? I had a great event - a soldier was handed over. Two months could not issue, decided what to give me a military accounting specialty. For the first (tracker) I have not worked for a thousand years, and the second, which is now a laboratory in the agricultural institute. They say "Can you train dogs? Per in the cinologues we will write?" - "I doubt, I say. - I am a candidate for flies, and I am engaged in the gynecology of cows. Thank you for not writing anything in the military obstetricians... :-)