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 27.01.2016
Once, when the cat Gavrila fell into depression, began to refuse to eat and communicate and even began to fall into starvation, our brilliant Moscow veterinarian Yulnykolovna said that it is harmful for cats to think a lot about life, and that if the face of the cat is too smart, then it is necessary to entertain him urgently, and do so until the face becomes stupid. It’s one of the wisest things I’ve ever heard in my life, because it works exactly the same with people.



Even Yulnykolovna then said that when Gavrila begins to eat again, he must be praised for it. And when it comes to licking after eating, also praise. When in the pot. When it slips out. Well, in general, it is fierce to react to any interest in his life.



Here is this second tip to us deliberately clinging, so guests periodically flatter when we turn together in the middle of a conversation to the roaring cat and the choir comment CAT!! You are eating! You are such a boy!! to
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