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 28.01.2016
Today is a ugly day - I went to the hospital - a doctor at school, will come in 3 weeks. I went to the metric for the luster - there was no need, looked at another - decided to buy - checked - broken, checked the second - broken, there was no more in the warehouse (
I went to the store and bought foods: everything wasn't delicious - tea - my mom pulled nuri out of her hand - put it in the basket of el grey and I didn't notice that it was with a bergamot - it smells so that it is impossible to drink. I took a cheese like Lambert – usually good – generally tasteless. Meat smoked-cooked piece - not roasted - is unpleasant.
I went home when I tried it all, glad that I decided not to buy a cognac.
XXXX: I also thought - good that today not only the cognac decided not to buy but also condoms, and then such a "lucky" day - they could be the same as lustres :-/
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