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 29.01.2016
He returned home to the Urals instead of the usual Aeroflot this time. Such a picture is caught here - a landing is going, a guy, entering, sees his brother in business and jumps over the neighboring chair to him. As it turns out - a ticket in the economy (appropriate airport employee asked to sit over). Boldly and drunken, he tells Koresh how he rested well in his sandals. The champagne offered to drink, the stewardess approaches before the take-off and says - please take your seat, you have an economical ticket. And he dares to say, “and I’m going to bother here?”



So the whole flight and flew with a friend )) And I fucking miles buy some, I waste the extra money...
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