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 29.01.2016
The question of dogs. I go home from the stop. The pedestrian transition. The compassion is about to move to the red light. I explain to her that this affair is dangerous, they will move and the eye will not blink and it will end with her dog's straw. She is listening to me so carefully, and when the light is green we are crossing the street. We go home, and on the way I tell her about life, about Sam. We approach the entrance. I tap the home phone, and while the connection is going, I give the dog the command to "sit"!



The dog sits down and I ask her to give a voice. It is silent.

At this moment, the housewife:

Who is there?

I am a dog again.

The voice!

The housewife is delighted:

The Gave!! to



The dog looks at me, stands up and leaves.
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