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 30.01.2016
HHH: And there are also offices and holograms.
WOW: Are the Holotures the same, only flat?
HHH : No. This is "marine cucumbers". They are just like smoked cucumbers, but they were embarrassed to call them so.
A office is like a hat that eats wrought ropes.
You can speak human language whenever you want.
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