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 30.01.2016
I’m in the bus and next to me is a girl (D) 5 years old with my mother (M). As I walked around the cafe, there was a conversation between the family:



D: Maam, do you remember this coffee?

M: Yes of course.

D: What did we do there?

M: We celebrated your birthday.

Do you remember what you and your dad gave me?

M: I remember of course.

D: And what is:

Response to Silence

D: Well of course, Maam!

I gave a microwave. And the refrigerator.
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