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 31.01.2016
He recently opened his recording studio. Opened a VKontakte group, and slowly began to rise" customers. And then one of those days a client calls me and agrees to record a song. He assigned her a date and time and discussed the cost of recording a song per hour.

The recording day came, a cute 19-year-old brunette arrived and we started the session.

For the first two hours, nothing clear came out, as she sang gently speaking badly (this is, of course, corrected thanks to the correction of false notes, equalization, compression and many other clever words :) After 4 hours, she still did not like everything that came out, and she changed her mind to record this song, and wanted to record another, another 3 hours and nothing good came out of it. Then our wise young woman said

Thank you, nothing works and the desire to record is gone.

When I decided to calculate her by studio price, she said a wonderful thing.

So I didn’t get a ready song, I won’t pay, and so on. and etc.

The long talk that it’s not my fault that you don’t get it didn’t convince her. She called her dad and said I was blackmailing her money. Not an hour passed as the father came angry and angry at the "discussions" with me, explaining to him the situation, he silently got the wallet paid, and told the daughter to quickly climb into the car, apologized and left.



My friends, that is all. I wish you more good customers and less bad ones ;)
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