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 03.02.2016
I stood in line at the pharmacy. Behind my back a young couple (the boys apparently meet for a long time) whispered bitterly about their problems.

I remembered the phrase of a guy who became a wing for me:

We have sex like an Oscar ceremony. Once a year. And I am DiCaprio"
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