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 03.02.2016
We live with a girl (d) in a studio apartment class "conur". Later, I get up early to work - I go to bed while the girl is cooking soup. I’m sleeping badly, periodically clinging to the phone. The girl notices this:
Q: Why are you not sleeping? You go to work early.
Why do you make noise in the bedroom and don’t turn off the lights?
What fucking thing did you sleep in the kitchen?
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