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 04.02.2016
Living on the second floor with a balcony, from which there is a beautiful view of the trees. If you look from the street, you can’t even see the balcony. But this has its plus - the constant silence and the singing of birds. But this silence is by some individuals who are constantly in need right under my balcony. Well, here I stood yesterday as usual, smoking quietly, here I look, two girls moving under my balcony so unnoticed. One remained standing on the streets, the other unnoticedly ran under a tree next to the balcony and already prepared to do her business, but apparently something went wrong, and she called half a whisper to her friend, the guy is scary for her alone. Well, I was not confused and replied, saying, “Don’t be afraid, I will punish you.” I’ve never been able to get away so quickly.)
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