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 04.02.2016
HH: What did you do there? Why was he roasting like a horse all night afterwards?
We both drowned in the bathroom. We enter, and in the mirror the virgins tremble photographs, the lips crack. She begins to sneeze when she sees it. Go to the cabins. We go out, there are even more there, and no one washes their hands, all foolishly photograph themselves in the mirror! Do not break through the shell. Nastya quietly bursting under the nose of the “blade”, took the phone, shook them and struck them from the side. With a blast. They turned around and she tossed them again.
Yyy: They didn’t have time to open their mouths, as she cried out, “Fuck the fuck from here! I’ll celebrate the whole internet!”
YYY: dissolved in a moment

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