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 05.02.2016
We celebrated the birthday of one of my friends. It was in August and it was cold at night. One of the guests named Lecha, weighing 120 kilograms, was pretty tired and disappeared from his eyes. After a while, his snoring body was found on the hamac. It was dark and the temperature fell quite low. We, by the way, were already walking in jackets, and Lohino’s body in a T-shirt glowed with its navel and swallowed the leaf with its snoring. Our attempts to bring him home ended with nothing but a mat through a dream. I didn’t want to leave it so much even covering it with a blanket. He could just fall out of the hamac and don’t let God freeze. Three men stood above the body and tried to find a way out of the situation. It was all very simple, in one sentence. A girl came and whispered to his ear, “Lohah, do you want sex?”

The body reacted quickly.

Go home, I will come right away.

The spell worked instantly, Leha got up and went into the house, lay on the couch and fell asleep there. We stopped and went on to mark. In the morning he remembered nothing.
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