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 07.02.2016
But culturally it is beneficial.

The words of a friend. A beloved aunt decided to visit her grandson for Christmas - from Peter directly to the French-speaking Geneva. I was flying a Swissair flight in the morning. I fell asleep and had breakfast. She calls the stewardess and, since she is not strong in the foreign, tries to ask her to bring breakfast. Nothing at all. And then the brain, having conducted one known analogy, gives a set of familiar and seemingly appropriate sounds in the situation, but absolutely incomprehensible to him:
“Monsieur, je ne mange pas six jours” (Monsieur, je ne mange pas six jours)

To my surprise, it worked! Two servings of breakfast! True, I had to eat everything under the supervision of a caring stewardess and the victims of what is happening in the crisis in Russia neighbors-francs...

Messie, I don't eat for six days - Kisa Vorobyaninov from "12 chairs"
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1602/o160206.html#21
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