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 07.02.2016
My friend was coming home from work. Time about 9 p.m. Further from his words.



I go, I don’t touch anyone. In the store bought beer, sausages, even there for small things. I paid and went home. This is like in a cheap detective: three people were arrested. Oh, all under 2 meters tall, a little more beautiful than the devil. “Are you smoking?” “I don’t smoke,” he said, “and I saw you buy cigarettes in the store.” “No guys, it’s not for me” and “Who?” “Who’s the beer?” And then my friend immediately came up with the thought that they didn’t want cigarettes. Well he’s a whisper like me, he just knocked, “No, guys, let’s go.” And here’s one of them just hitting him in the face (the time is around 21:00, it’s dark, there’s no one around). My friend slipped and fell. And here, where you can’t get, GBB. Those three were laid on the ground, and their eldest friend said, “Live?” “The living.” It turns out that the GBR was monitoring these three species, but there was no reason to take them, and there was a robbery of clean water. They apologized to a friend for coming so late, they needed to record the very fact. They said you would come to write tomorrow and accompany them home. The verdict has already entered into legal force, from 6 to 14. There was also a recurrence.
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