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 11.02.2016
My daughter 12 years old. His love intrigues began in the first grade. But about that later)



A year ago, the tribe began to make friends with a classmate. Flowers were given, cared for... But the girl could see little, she offended him. A love triangle. From this geometric figure, the niece managed to slip. After a while, the abandoned girl realizes the epicity of her offence and asks for her back.



One of the many attempts looked like this.

In the evening, the tribe rolls on the couch and walks through the internet. In the famous social network comes a message:

“Hello, what are you doing?”

“Nothing,” the nephew replied.

“I have a question, very serious.”

“Well.” He continues so laconically.

“Tell me, do you see me next to you?”

After reading the message, the gentleman puts off the phone, looks around, presses his shoulders and cuts the answer:

“I see the couch, I see the pillow, I don’t see you.”

Cold-bloodedness, relentlessness and a drop of sarcasm. I definitely have something to learn from him.
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